Our Products

At CrapCo we manufacture funny and we've been doing it for 10 plus years. We produce some amusing comedy features and we do it at NO CHARGE to the public.

Making products like

"Crack Whore Barbie"...


(Accessories NOT included)

...we have come to be known as the place to go to look for cutting edge comedy without any (real) advertisments.

However recently we have been forced to branch out to try to make some money to pay for bandwidth and webspace and have established our own web hosting branch to sell a real product (virtual web hosting??) for REAL money. The price is right (cheap), our cause is just FREE fun!) and so if you need web space give us a try.

We began modestly in the mid 1990's addressing one concern... the inordinate number of banner ads on the internet. And as a direct result of our intensive efforts you see very few of those ugly animated monstrosities anymore... except around here of course.

Unfortunately what you do see is WORSE. It seems like EVERYBODY in the F#@KIN' WORLD is in the Google Ad Sense program running those little ubiquitous columns of crap on their webpages. And what's with that bullshit of having every other word underlined with little tags popping up whenever an unwitting mouse crosses over them ?

We do still have some banner ads around here somewhere... the Bad Ads Banner Exchange and the Corporate Reciprocal Advertising Program (C.R.A.P.) but they don't make it impossible to read the goddam webpage!

My GOD is this country something or what...? They will figure out how to advertise anything anywhere. I've seen stories about people who wear logo decals on their bald heads to make a buck or offer to actually TATTOO an ad on their bod for enough money. I'm surprised that the last funeral I went to didn't feature a corpse popping up at an opportune time wearing a T-shirt with an ad for the funeral home on it.

Anyway... if you would like to find out more about what we do and who we do it to... and what we stand for (and how much we'll stand for) then follow the link below or play with the links in the corporate menu above.

(And while we're speaking of doing anything for a buck... don't forget to tell your friends about Crappy Web Hosting if they need quality server space at rock bottom prices)