That's right . . .you can keep your money.
We don't want it...don't need it...can't use it !
It's something else we're after . . . YOUR SOUL !
Sounds SCARY...sounds like too high a price to pay... COME ON !
You've spent most of your life wondering if you even HAD a soul and I bet that
right up until now you still hadn't decided for sure, one way or the other.
Now you're all...ooooh they want MY SOUL...how EVIL !
GROW UP...THINK ABOUT IT for a minute.
We're willing to give you
FREE LONG DISTANCE PHONE CALLS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
and all we ask in return is something that YOU aren't even sure you HAVE.
You're not going to find a better deal than that !
Just "sign" the contract below and start saving money NOW !
Worry about what happens after you die...after you die.