Banner Exchange

The B.A.D. Ads Ž Banner Exchange Program

That's Right !

Now YOU can have a COOL rotating banner of your very own just like the ones we use here at CRAPCO (almost *) ... to put on your homepage !

Have you decided not to get into the "dash for cash" that prompts others to bastardize their web pages with sponsors and endless commercials ?

Have you TRIED to get sponsors but they said they weren't interested in a webpage devoted primarily to pictures of your cat ?

Is your page SO bad that even your mom won't come visit ?

WE DON'T CARE !!!

We'll be happy to let you join the BadAds Banner Exchange Program and put our banners on your pages.

Unlike MANY banner exchange programs that require you to register and give out personal information and provide a banner of your OWN... at BadAds WE do ALL the work !

We provide the banners... we provide the HTML coding... we give you links to FUNNY sites ....
What MORE could you ask for ?

If you want to "join" .... First download the "zip" file with the banners in it and unzip it in a sub-directory named "graphic" on your website. Then just copy the TWO pieces of code in the text boxes below and paste them into a webpage and you're ON YOUR WAY !

WHAT COULD BE EASIER !

This code goes at the top of the page between the HEAD & /HEAD code.
<script language="JavaScript"> //PRELOAD IMAGES img1 = new Image () img1.src = "graphic/devil.gif" img2 = new Image () img2.src = "graphic/bastard.gif" img3 = new Image () img3.src = "graphic/rotad.gif" img4 = new Image () img4.src = "ads/badexban.gif" img5 = new Image () img5.src = "graphic/shitban.gif" img6 = new Image () img6.src = "graphic/comedy.gif" //Rotation for Banner in Spot #1 function bannerone() { document.images[0].src="graphic/devil.gif" document.links[0].href="http://www.crapco.com/badads/ads/devil.html" setTimeout("bannertwo()",30000) } function bannertwo() { document.images[0].src="graphic/bastard.gif" document.links[0].href="http://www.crapco.com/badads/ads/bastards.html" setTimeout("bannerthree()",30000) } function bannerthree() { document.images[0].src="graphic/rotad.gif" document.links[0].href="http://www.crapco.com/badads/ads/witness.html" setTimeout("bannerone()",30000)} function bannerfour() { document.images[1].src="graphic/badexban.gif" document.links[1].href="http://www.crapco.com/badads/ads/index.html" setTimeout("bannerfive()",30000) } function bannerfive() { document.images[1].src="graphic/shitban.gif" document.links[1].href="http://www.crapco.com/surprise/shit.html" setTimeout("bannersix()",30000) } function bannersix() { document.images[1].src="../graphic/comedy.gif" document.links[1].href="http://www.crapco.com" setTimeout("bannerfour()",30000) } </script>

This piece goes in the BODY of your page where ever YOU want the banner.
<body onLoad="bannerthree()"> <center>  <a href="http://www.crapco.com/badads/ads/witness.html"><img src="graphic/rotad.gif" border="2"></a><BR> <FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE="1"><A HREF="http://www.crapco.com/badads">Get BadAds for YOUR Homepage !</A></FONT> </center>

* Note: At CRAPCO Corp. Inc. we use advanced "Frames Technology" to make sure OUR banner ads run continuously in view, rotate at a specific interval determined to induce a mild hypnotic state ... and are almost impossible to get away from.

Disclaimer: The BadAds Banner Exchange Program can legally be called a "banner exchange" even though we do not put YOUR banners into the banner rotation because .... every thirty seconds or so we EXCHANGE one of OUR banners with another one of OUR banners. If you have any questions, complaints or legal papers to serve do not hesitate to contact the law offices of Lye, Fallback & Pundt, CRAPCO's Corporate Attorneys.
They may be reached by clicking on the banner above that reads ... "BASTARDS !"