We're Hiring !
CrapCo Corporation Incorporated is always on the lookout for talented people who want to explore a high paying volunteer career in the humor manufacturing industry.
If you have experience in writing, art, editing or coding webpages or are a funny person in general and think that you have what it takes to succeed in a slow paced and low paying business environement then you just may be the person we are looking for !
Whether it is writing for an ongoing established feature or developing new humor projects think of the joy and happiness you could bring to the physically (and cognitively) impaired shut ins who are our main consumers.
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The Hostess Program
At a recent corporate junket to Las Vegas we were impressed by the young ladies who worked in the hotel... and the bar... and on most of the streets... seeing to the wants and needs of our board members.
That's when we decided to develop a program to help other young ladies develop these valuable skills in order to satisy our customers needs at the various large humor conventions we attend all over the world. We felt we would be remiss if we did not have a group of young attractive women, willing to "do whatever it takes" to make a sale, to help facilitate the company presentations.
So if you are a female between the ages of 18 and 25 are are interested in a career servicing customers in customer service take our test to see if you have the attitude and skills needed for this entry level position.
If you do seem qualified and work with our trainers to get some "hands on" experience and not lay down on the job (unless that was the class that day) upon completion of the course you would be a licensed CrapCo Hostess !
Take the test
 (BE AWARE that this license is a verification of completion of the CrapCo Corporate Hostess Training program and not in fact a license to have sex with consenting adults for money or other renumeration or reqard EXCEPT in Nevada)
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