The Financial Statement
As you can see from the chart , the stock market can be a wild beast that thrashes and twists and turns much like a wild bull at a rodeo trying to throw off it's rider and crush him beneath it's mighty hooves.
It's the AMERICAN way.
Fortunes can be made... or lost in a matter of minutes and the question becomes... "Do YOU want to be one of the wealthy few or remain one of the hordes of drones who play it safe and bustle off every day to a mindless soul sapping job that robs you of what little human dignity you have left ".
Are you HAPPY being one of those to whom rent money and food and "clothes for the children" is of paramount importance ?
Or would you rather RISK it ALL on an ill conceived and poorly planned scheme to get rich without any sweat or effort on your part ? If you answered yes than you just may be CrapCo material.
Why play it safe when investing EVERYTHING YOU OWN in CrapCo might be the investment that allows you to retire early and move to that island in the Bahamas. Many people JUST LIKE YOU have made millions investing in the internet... the shopping mall of the future. Do you think millionaires are STUPID ? Of course not. They must be smarter than you or they wouldn't have more money would they !
 As our Chief Financial Officer Ben Dover pointed out at the last shareholders meeting, CrapCo is poised to leap ahead of the competition in the coming months and make some of us VERY rich. He also had some very interesting things to say about the importance of appearing ethical in business and pretending to treat our customers with the care and respect that they deserve but very few people were listening by then. After the get rich part they sort of tuned out and that is as it should be. Making money is what business is all about... not catering to bunch of losers hurt feelings and avoiding "grounds for legal action".
But what we want to stress here is that nothing could be more American than CrapCo, founded on the belief that if a man works hard enough, is honest to a fault, plays by the rules and places value on the important intangible things in life like love and duty and family...
he will probably die penniless... but with lots of friends.
If you don't care too much about having a bunch of freeloading friends...
think about joining the CrapCo family and help us find more ways to assist the public (in giving US their money !).
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