CrapCo Corp Inc - Hostess Test

Hostess Test

CrapCo Hospitality Hostess Questionaire

If you want to find out whether or not you might have a future as a highly paid
CrapCo Hospitality Hostess just answer all the following questions and then
push the "result" button at the end of the questionnaire to get your score.

1.Have you ever had sex ?	Yes	No

2. Are you having sex right now ?	Yes	No

3.Have you ever awakened in the morning and could not remember exactly how many people you had sex with the night before ?	Yes	No

4.Have you ever had sex with multiple partners at the same time (group sex) ?	Yes	No

5.Were all the partners men ?	Yes	No

6.Were all the partners human ?	Yes	No

7.Have you ever had sex with someone and charged them money?	Yes	No

8.Have you ever had sex in exchange for other items of value (jewelry, automobiles, stocks or bonds)?	Yes	No

9.Have you ever attended a meeting of Sex Addicts Anonymous (SA) because of your constant sexual urges ?	Yes	No

10.Did that help ?	Yes	No

11.Have your sexual appitites caused problems in your relationships ?	Yes	No

12.Have they in fact been the high point of your relationships ?	Yes	No

13.Do men stare at you with glazed looks in their eyes ?	Yes	No

14.Sober men that is ?	Yes	No

15.Have you ever lost a job because of your sexual appitites ?	Yes	No

16.Have you ever gotten a BETTER job because of your sexual abilities ?	Yes	No

17.Do you own a pair of fish net stockings ?	Yes	No

18.A black leather (or vinyl) mini skirt ?	Yes	No

19.Did you begin having sex in college ?	Yes	No

20.High school ?	Yes	No

21.Junior high school ?	Yes	No

22.Do you believe that "the customer is always right" ?	Yes	No

23.Are you a team player ?	Yes	No

24.Have you ever had sex with an entire sports team ?	Yes	No

25.Would you like a career in the high paying and exciting world of the CrapCo Hospitality Hostess (hooker)?	Yes	No

Self-Administered Sexual Proclivity Screening Tool
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