Who We Are
CrapCo Corporation Incorporated has been working online for the past ten years with the sole expressed purpose of maximizing financial return on minimal financial investment. Like many other online endevours we have had HUGE success but have yet to turn a corporate profit. During that time we have worked hard at generating income producing products and services (unsuccessfully) but have succeed it developing what LOOKS like a viable company. And as I always say "Appearence may not be substance... but it looks like it ".
What we have been successful at is providing an important service to the public for these many years, manufacturing and giving away humor for FREE. That's right our plan was to give away laughs by the carload as fast as we can make them and while we have kept our per unit cost to almost nothing the profits have been been almost nothing as well. The original idea of losing money on each indivudal laugh but making up for it in volume never seemed to work out. So the net result has been thousands and thousands of happy customers and many unhappy CrapCo stockholders (as well as a few wealthy CrapCo board members and corporate officers of course).
 As the President and C.E.O. of CrapCo I want to take this opportunity to assure you that CrapCo Corp Inc is as financially sound and solvent as it was the day we made it all up and put it on the internet. The naysayers, disgruntled stockholders and "legal experts" who suggest that this lack of profits is due to the huge salary I receive obviously have no concept of how American business works. In the Unted States of America it is a well known fact that "you get what you pay for". Can you imagine how much the salary would be for a qualified CEO ? Or how much better at skimming the meager profits someone with that level of experience would be ? It's truely frightening to consider.
I take the time to mention this here to counter the lies and slanderous statements that have been made about CrapCo in general (and me in particular) in the courts and the press recently.
I ask you... if we were sooooo "evil, grasping, uncaring and devious" don't you think we'd have made a LOT of money. What's the point of being evil and devious if you don't make a buck ?
I am here now to tell you personally that CrapCo Corporation Incorporated has never done anything overtly underhanded or very illegal despite the rulings of the so called "judges" and other experts.
"You have my word on it!"
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